Unsolicited Advice

Let’s Rant.

What is it about unsolicited advice that gets me so worked up? There are multiple scenarios within reason I can admit I’m guilty of “advising” in… for example friends/people/strangers that may have just wanted an ear to vent to and there I go giving advice. I am specifically not talking about those times. Because unless you specify at the top of the conversation, “I am going to vent a lot to you right now and I do not want you to tell me what to do or give me your insight or thoughts AT ALL,” then, you’re screwed, because whatever, we (meaning me) want to express our opinion or perhaps, unsolicited advice, because it is human nature.

No, I am not talking about that brand of unsolicited advice, rather, I am talking about the advice a certain generation (Generation Baby Boomer) writes out on old receipts found in the trash or at the bottom of a salty purse for Jason and I to find brazenly atop the pillows after they’ve checked out of the AirBnBeeber.  That’s right, those crazy nuts that also go by the name Grandma and Grandpa, just cannot help themselves and need to let us know what we’ve done wrong.

For some reason the current Grandma and Grandpa generation just cannot enjoy an experience without sharing their important unsolicited advice that I have “coined” as criticism. 

For example, there was recently a note left behind, two-sided, front and back, that expressed how we could have, “made their stay nicer,” if we would have, “installed a larger refrigerator and a microwave oven.”

This was so important to the guests that they both texted and emailed us to let us know they left said note for us in case we missed it or thought it was trash, since it was written on a piece of trash.

It was hard to miss the red, bold, Sharpie pen ink.

If you are not feeling what I am emoting it is heavy silence. My face has become hard and my eyes are shooting daggers into an imaginary target.

Preposterous.

Then there was the sixty-nine year old hippie that needed, needed, us to immediately return our sink and vanity to IKEA and purchase a larger, wider and deeper unit like the ones at Crate and Barrel (this from a legit hippie) or take the overhead matching cabinet off the wall and install it two feet higher so he didn’t feel like he was going to bump his head while brushing his teeth.

He also wanted to show us how he had rearranged the room and thought it worked better with the murphy bed raised…in raising it himself without the know how he busted the mounted reading lights, broke the bed’s feet off, and could have maimed himself from his own stupidity had he not called us in to complain about our bathroom vanity.

I’m laughing. Truly, I’m laughing. What an asshole. 

Preposterous.

Then there was the lovely woman traveling alone (right-on!), that also left us a long, two-sided note of all the things we should add to the unit to make it nicer:

Lemon Tea

Chamomile Tea

Mint Tea

Herbal Tea

Lavender Tea

Chai Tea

Rose Water Tea

Jasmine Tea

Oolong Tea

Sleepy-Time Tea

Tension Tamer Tea

Green Tea

 

I’m confused, additional tea options? Could have just said that. Or gone to the market across the street and picked up the flavor you like. 

Preposterous.

And finally, for now, we will come to the one couple that left us a note regarding money. They wanted to let us know how nice our studio is, but that we are just not the best value because we’re not…wait for it… a hotel. Maybe if we added a pool or hot tub we could compete with the better hotels around Los Angeles… let’s get one thing straight we cost a fraction of what the Best Western up the way charges, so it cannot be the nightly charge, right?

So, wait, WHAT?

Preposterous.

The teenager in me wants to talk back and tell them how stupid they sound, but there’s a little fear I may be grounded and not heard. AmIRight? 

 

 

The Best

Okay gang, it’s Mother’s Day and I have 4 blog posts written. I will sporadically upload them for your laughing pleasure, shortly.

First, I have a list of things that have made me absolutely happy as a human being, woman, and mom. Basically, what I’m telling you, is no matter who you are, I have a great, tested, and happy link for you.

  1. Yoga with Adriene FREE on Youtube. She is AWESOME, funny, relatable, and makes yoga not only accessible, but fun. If you’ve put it off, but want some yoga in your life – try Yoga with Adriene, seriously. There are five minute wake-up with yoga videos, 30 minute videos, and programs and I promise she makes yoga AMAZING. http://yogawithadriene.com/
  2. ApotheKELLY Wellness! Who knew I didn’t know it all? Hahaha, don’t be ridiculous. Seriously, Kelly breaks down and gives so much information on nutrition and how the things we eat benefit or hurt or bodies. Nutrition and Wellness with an easy approach. Unassuming, supportive, and full of good tips and information. A thought out and educated approach with compassion. I’ve just really felt a part of this group which is not an easy feat for me. You can find ApotheKelly Wellness on FB! 
  3. And for prenatal/post-natal Moms and really just anyone who wants a great home workout, I LOVE Moms Into Fitness (but seriously this is for everyone). Lindsay Brin packs so much into her videos, breaks down all the important bits for all those important milestones and focuses on pre/post natal issues. Two years later and I’m still working out to these videos. There’s always something new and a new monthly challenges! Never boring and really burns! http://www.MomsIntoFitness.com

Okay, these are my favorite things, OH! and rebounding – thank you ApotheKelly! I recently learned the benefits of rebounding (from ApotheKelly Wellness) and I am loving bouncing! Checking them all out or don’t, but on this Mother’s Day I thought I would give my mommy recommendations. Happy Sunday, friends!